So Western Super sludge has “Dismaland” well it’s not a patch on a much wider theme park known as “Sadwell”. The theme is mainly animal excrement mixed with toxic waste and sport. It’s free to enter and the visitor numbers are up, unfortunately meaning that the number of houses being built is taking over every blade of disappearing grass available.
AREA SL31
A chemical waste disposal site located next to a newish housing development. Poisoned birds a speciality.
LANGLEYLAND
An extensive piece on this themed area can be read HERE. The Red zone comprises several chemical factories with a record of extensive fires. Gas masks are provided on request. Please be aware that this site may not be suitable for people with heart conditions or small children and pregnant women. Gaze in awe at the number of species at The Fly tip reserve. Stop for a tipple at the half demolished Bridge pub and view the derelict Langley Maltings in all its glory.
NELSON’S COLOSTOMY BAG
Yes somewhere in there is a five pound note. Can you find it and be a bingo champion?
THE PUBELICK
A £72 million bent college deal in the making. How a barmy “arts centre” idea moneybox kept being fed until it burst. Plenty of empty shops to look at in nearby Ghostbrom.
THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUTS
Marvel at the “award winning” Birchley island in all its “attractive” glory.
Yes if you want a jolly day out it’s “NO SHIT SHERLOCK”. Just don’t bring your dog because it may be donated to a local foodbank.